why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet
I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing
people i do not trust
- people who don’t like dogs
- people who use 2-in-1 shampoo+conditioner
- people who mix their playdoh
- people that watch the big bang theory
one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’
no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shittyAlways reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
Throw ya hands in the air if you’s a true playa
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like
"You should’ve gotten up earlier"
"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"
"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"
"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"
I witnessed this live, I feel special
IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY
Next time I’m at a job interview and they ask me to tell what’s important to me, I am going to show them this video.
this entire video makes me very happy
i bet sherlock has to stop deleting “extraneous” non-urban animal breeds because of that time he called a deer a weird dog and john fell to the ground wheezing
# still the best moment in a tv show ever