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whiteboywaves:

why would you ask for nudes. go turn off safe search and google titties wtf stone age bitches can’t work a internet

3 hours ago on September 18th | J | 131,611 notes

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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6 hours ago on September 18th | J | 32,610 notes
Tagged as: #same 

pxppunkprincess:

I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing

6 hours ago on September 18th | J | 2,356 notes

buttcramps:

people i do not trust

  • people who don’t like dogs
  • people who use 2-in-1 shampoo+conditioner
  • people who mix their playdoh
  • republicans
  • people that watch the big bang theory
1 day ago on September 17th | J | 3,219 notes

ccushty:

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

Always reblog this because becoming more socially aware makes you dislike a lot of people
2 days ago on September 16th | J | 219,178 notes
Throw ya hands in the air if you’s a true playa 
2 days ago on September 16th | J | 24,576 notes

sherlockspeare:

(X)

2 days ago on September 16th | J | 183,240 notes
Tagged as: #damn right 

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

2 days ago on September 16th | J | 102,686 notes
Tagged as: #true shit bruh 

sherlockedcumberbabe:

kaehzar:

every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like

"You should’ve gotten up earlier"

"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"

"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"

"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"

I witnessed this live, I feel special

3 days ago on September 16th | J | 129,540 notes
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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

wirelessinfidelity:

con-ceal:

IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY

Next time I’m at a job interview and they ask me to tell what’s important to me, I am going to show them this video. 

this entire video makes me very happy

3 days ago on September 15th | J | 132,339 notes
Tagged as: #omg #video 

pleatedjeans:

16 Twitter Jokes Everyone Should Read

3 days ago on September 15th | J | 4,888 notes
Tagged as: #lol 

stitchlock:

i bet sherlock has to stop deleting “extraneous” non-urban animal breeds because of that time he called a deer a weird dog and john fell to the ground wheezing

3 days ago on September 15th | J | 2,620 notes
Tagged as: #lol 

iammagicitself:

# still the best moment in a tv show ever

3 days ago on September 15th | J | 370,024 notes

gnarly:

when your teacher asks u why ur late to class

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3 days ago on September 15th | J | 63,067 notes
Tagged as: #gpoy 

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

3 days ago on September 15th | J | 74,312 notes
Tagged as: #same