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zeldathemes
16 hours ago on August 31st | J | 74,493 notes

"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

bigbardafree:

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the number of people trying to defend their internalized misogyny on this post is absolutely ridiculous

17 hours ago on August 31st | J | 50,494 notes
18 hours ago on August 31st | J | 431,889 notes
glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

1 day ago on August 30th | J | 109,390 notes

spenceromg:

walter white has no chill

1 day ago on August 30th | J | 42,950 notes
sherlooolly:

A sad episode for all.

sherlooolly:

A sad episode for all.

2 days ago on August 30th | J | 2,907 notes
carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

carasala:

my friend John just wrote the best post about catcalling possibly ever. 

2 days ago on August 30th | J | 21,141 notes
Tagged as: #gold #real talk 

whompinqwillow:

On a scale of 1 to the Hannibal fandom how willing are you to accept things frowned upon in most societies

2 days ago on August 29th | J | 8,474 notes
Tagged as: #truu 

mitchdahbitch:

ill take the one in red
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2 days ago on August 29th | J | 122,028 notes
Tagged as: #about me 

ffffjjjj:

I am laughing, so loudly right now, it’s almost inappropriate. 

2 days ago on August 29th | J | 49,964 notes

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

2 days ago on August 29th | J | 40,935 notes
friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
2 days ago on August 29th | J | 222,007 notes
Tagged as: #bruh 
3 days ago on August 28th | J | 77,170 notes
shouldhavebeenfictional:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

GUYS, GUYS NO

shouldhavebeenfictional:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

GUYS, GUYS NO

3 days ago on August 28th | J | 213,230 notes
Tagged as: #lololololol 
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3 days ago on August 28th | J | 3,567 notes