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skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

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1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 116,208 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 29,997 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 29,997 notes

supernatural-mishamigo:

mytardishaswings:

11-and-his-fez:

bbcsherlockian:

lizthirose:

bbcsherlockian:

uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one

Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!

are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis

hygiene is important to everyone

they have no mouths

don’t be racist

6 hours ago on April 20th | J | 70,695 notes
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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
6 hours ago on April 20th | J | 31,526 notes

"So how do you catch a fish that isn’t hungry?" "Change your tactics. Use live bait that moves and excites them to action. You gotta make him bite even though he’s not hungry." […] "Make a wrong move, he swims away?" "I’m a good fisherman, Jack.

7 hours ago on April 20th | J | 1,631 notes

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

7 hours ago on April 20th | J | 17,004 notes
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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

7 hours ago on April 20th | J | 40,921 notes

hannibalsavvy:

really will hannibal just had us over for not-people last night

8 hours ago on April 20th | J | 1,465 notes