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me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
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skarvika:

masturb88ting:

does getting a septum piercing hurt?

it hurts the people that care about you

image

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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

4 days ago on April 20th | J | 41,667 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

4 days ago on April 20th | J | 41,667 notes

supernatural-mishamigo:

mytardishaswings:

11-and-his-fez:

bbcsherlockian:

lizthirose:

bbcsherlockian:

uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one

Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!

are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis

hygiene is important to everyone

they have no mouths

don’t be racist

4 days ago on April 20th | J | 73,569 notes
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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)
4 days ago on April 20th | J | 45,679 notes

"So how do you catch a fish that isn’t hungry?" "Change your tactics. Use live bait that moves and excites them to action. You gotta make him bite even though he’s not hungry." […] "Make a wrong move, he swims away?" "I’m a good fisherman, Jack.

4 days ago on April 20th | J | 2,205 notes

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

4 days ago on April 20th | J | 28,375 notes
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