This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
these fuckers are wasted on you, steve
HARRY POTTER FANS WATCH THIS
HOLY SHIT IT IS VERY VERY VERY VERY COOL
Oh my gosh this is legit one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my life! This is SO COOL, seriously just click on it, oh my gosh.
This is how I imagined wizard duels I actually like this better than the duels in the movie because there are spells that actually do things other than make stuff explode.If I didn’t know better I would have thought that this was professionally made, WOW. <3
FUCK HOLY SHIT GIVE THESE GUYS A MOVIE DEAL BECAUSE GODDAMN
The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
I have a lot of feels over this
the sad/good part is that this is exactly how it would have happened
Johanna does not have time for this Hunger Games nonsense
she’s just one of those contestants who is constantly having her mouth, hands, and other parts blurred out on television.
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
#one of the ways in which mads mikkelsen is always doing more work than would first appear #he has this blithely cheerful affect #as though human beings are terribly amusing #and he enjoys watching them crawl blindly through the mazes he creates for them #so he delivers the news that hobbs’s life is over—he’ll be captured or killed—with impeccable manners#and then gives an ironic quirk of his head as he ends tha call #like ‘well good luck with that’ #there’s a wonderful incongruity between the kind of tv show that hannibal thinks he’s in #which is beautiful and sunny and gently comedic #and the brutal unfathomable horrorland of a show he’s actually in #hannibal’s scenes have a delightful and awful absurdity #he’s the man standing in the middle of the gore and violence and psychological torment wondering what all the fuss is about (Via elucipher)
Dear god I want to slather myself in your tags you are glorious
"He’s one of my best friends. It’s as simple as that." - Tom about Benedict.